wait, let me explain
all of them, she says

all of who, I don’t know

So I do the characters in my ship challenge and I’ll leave the “otp” there even though I’m an unrepentant multishipper.

starting with Beatrice from day 8

My same sex otp: Beatrice/Gwen, because given the way Beatrice doesn’t watch her back(much) she’s going to end up spending a lot of time with a medic.
My opposite sex otp:Beatrice/Miguel
My same sex unusual otp: Beatrice/Cass? this is my other “fascinating” ship. Beatrice is hellbent on surviving and Cass presents a YOLO persona because of reasons and I would just kind of see this culminating in “get a hold of yourself man” moments and sloppy angry makeouts
My opposite sex unusual otp: Beatrice/Raphael. the clash of bamf-who-don’t-need-no-man and sex-god-who’ll-kill-everything-for-his-brother will rock the very fabric of whatever I’ll writing on at the time. Oceans will rise. Cities will fall. tl; dr it’s fascinating.
My crossover otp: Beatrice/Ellis from L4D2. if this crossover happens he could teach her to make weapons and maybe get her to relax in a way that doesn’t culminate in sloppy angry makeouts

not angry, anyway.

maybe some stories around the construction-paper fire
My brotp/friendship otp: Beatrice/Tabs
Character headcanon:

  • if she sees someone’s will to live wavering she’ll take them to an enclosed area with zombies and figuratively throw them to the dogs. she’ll save them if it gets too bad but it usually doesn’t get to that point.
  • for someone who’s hellbent on surviving she’s surprisingly not that good at watching her back.

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and now Miguel, also from day 8

My same sex otp: Miguel/Raphael,
My opposite sex otp:Beatrice/Miguel
My same sex unusual otp: Miguel/Sir Tan the lit teacher from day 8 the one who blew up you know

they can read erotic fiction together

he can teach Miguel everything
My opposite sex unusual otp:  Miguel/Rica
My crossover otp:  Miguel/Juliet from day 1
My brotp/friendship otp: Beatrice/Miguel, because if they’re bros and romantically involved then it’s a good ship -sheds single tear-
Character headcanon:

  • camp mom
  • he still keeps trying to earn Beatrice’s affections
  • but always
  • always
  • "boy, this is neither the place nor the time"
  • but sometimes Raphael will comfort him, saying “imo this is a pretty good place and time.”

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and Bob from day 12

My same sex otp: Bob/Beatrice
My opposite sex otp:Bob/Raphael, given the ambiguity of day 14’s last sentence this could either be her getting rather… attached, or oscillating between hate/curiosity because of all those draw fours
My same sex unusual otp: unrequited crush on Tabs
My opposite sex unusual otp:  Bob/Fifi the ship with the confusing names hey can I call this ship Bifi haha jk
My crossover otp: Bob/the iron giant
My brotp/friendship otp: also Bob/Beatrice, still shedding a single tear
Character headcanon:

  • she has several knives that seemed too large to be practical before the zombies happened
  • all those homemade crossbow/napalm tutorials finally came in handy omg she thought they never would

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and Raphael from day 11

(goshdarn this one)

My same sex otp: Raphael/Miguel
My opposite sex otp:Bob/Raphael/pet rock
My same sex unusual otp: Raphael/Dom because hey, maybe the “buff douche” (Dom, not my words) will mature a bit
My opposite sex unusual otp: Raphael/Beatrice
My crossover otp: Raphael/Sam Vimes
My brotp/friendship otp: Raphael/Miguel, geddit, geddit, because they’re brothers -shot-

but seriously, Raphael/Miguel

Character headcanon:

  • he’s generally good at taking care of himself but
  • idk
  • he’ll volunteer to sacrifice himself if it means Miguel will live
  • also best cook
  • golden tongue, golden fingers

A Gif that shows how I feel about the character: